We’ve updated our Terms of Use to reflect our new entity name and address. You can review the changes here.
We’ve updated our Terms of Use. You can review the changes here.

MAYO SUPREME

by The Muslims

/
  • Streaming + Download

    Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
    Purchasable with gift card

      $8 USD  or more

     

  • CD
    Compact Disc (CD) + Digital Album

    "Mayo Supreme could be the best punk album of 2019" - DyingScene

    "This album is absolutely NOT for the light hearted, easily offended, or the soft! On this album, The Muslims have made it crystal clear they are not around for the bullshit when it comes to oppression, racism, and white people problems. I’m happy to say that they’ve blessed us with 12 tracks of that as well." -Punk Black

    Includes unlimited streaming of MAYO SUPREME via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.

    Sold Out

1.
This COUNTRY’s got me losing mind. I can sleep like half the time. I just get so full of steaming bubbles, moshed potato, ew. You step to me, I step to you. You call the cook, I call her too. But I don’t know this fuckin becky so she doesn’t hear me. FUCK YOU - FUCK YOU - FUCKIN - LITTLE - SALTY - PEICE OF - SHIT This MADNESS: Small unseasoned dish, I can’t see what’s underneath. Every time I step my legs slip further, deeper in the heat. Here I am - armed with salt It’s so bland, its so small. I don’t know if I can win this battle, moshed potato. fuck you and fuck you and slap a tomato and slam em together and go mosh potato
2.
YA LATE 01:22
This is a protest! You say I’m angry like you know me bitch you fucking owe me This is rally! You call me rageful, I’m so grateful you’ve been fuckin ruthless This is a movement! Oh! YA LATE, YA LATE, YA LATE You know, YA LATE, YA LATE, YA LATE “holy shit, racism exists?!” You grow, slo mo Blackface - mayo This is not a fashion show This is a demo! You come for the snackin Selfies - hashtaggin To a direct action Let’s get arrested! Oh! YA LATE, YA LATE, YA LATE You know, YA LATE, YA LATE, YA LATE “I forgot, why are we mad again…?” Fuck you and your punk pussy hat Protest till your powers back
Actin like I owe you shit you becky, you beck, you becky Oh! YA LATE, YA LATE, YA LATE You know, YA LATE, YA LATE, YA LATE “I don’t believe in color. My mother raised me better. Even if I say nigger, I never I would never admit it” FUCK YOU! YA LATE, YA LATE, YA LATE
3.
Why are men such fucking trash You hinge on dominance to last You chase the money to catch the ass I’ll pay for dinner, nigga I’ll hold the door, you cracka So fuck the system Fuck these cisdudes they are useless It is proof that men are trash. So fuck the system Fuck these cisdudes they are useless It is proof that men are trash. We’ll reproduce without your ass — and that’s scary Why don’t you admit that you hate women Reject your compliments, and you get violent You say that you’re the good guy, we don’t buy it. I don’t trust you in close space I don’t trust you in no space So fuck the system Fuck these cisdudes they are useless It is proof that men are trash. So fuck the system Fuck these cisdudes they are useless It is proof that men are trash. We’ll reproduce without your ass — and that’s scary So fuck the system Fuck these cisdudes they are useless It is proof that men are trash. So fuck the system Fuck these cisdudes they are useless It is proof that men are trash. We’ll reproduce without your ass I say me too - and it’s fuckin sad I’ve gotta prove that shit to you Though I’m sure you had a clue. There are predators in your crew — and that’s scary
4.
Mayo Supreme 01:23
You’re not the only one who got guns and a hunger for power We’re not the only ones you shat on who are coming for your last born Mayo supreme’s the dream? you keep thinking your people aint leeching You be coming for our passports So we be fucking up that ass, boy Mayo mayo mayday mayday mayday, save our ship Mayo mayor governor we see you take our shit With your gerrymander, gentrify, redline You are out your mind You be coming for our future And we be fucking up that ass, hoe You are out your gotdamn mind Yea, we’ve come to replace you You’ve been fuckin up our lives It’s overdue
5.
ShirkJerk 01:40
This is haram you know Qur’an don’t do us harm don’t be so bad piss off your dad he’ll cut off your phone then you’ll be mad blame it on us say its our fault we did no wrong we serve allah you wrote a punk song Father, O Father, I’m sure that it’s true. The drama, the fitnah I’m causing for you. Searching and searching for certainty. Only thing certain I know is your TRASH. UGH. Sister, O Sister, I’m sure that you’re mad. your blaming your caging on me? What a drag! “Faggot oh faggot, you thought that you had it. Allah and your family handles your baggage.” Shirk Shirk Shirk your dick off, your head is in your hands. You can leave my by the waste side, I’ll call you when I care. Brother, O Brother, you’ve fucked me the most Tuck me in corners and torch all my poems Coolin oh coolin, your using your kufi To cup out the koolaid you piss UGH. Mother, O Mother, I hate how you feel. Caged in the pages of patriarch spiel. Splitting your kids into spaces that take away agency From you. I guess that we’re done too. Shirk Shirk Shirk your dick off, your head is in your hands. You can leave my by the waste side, I’ll call you when I care. AAAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAH fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you lil bitch.
6.
I see your people and their thoughts are angry and you say we’re equal but these racists are running the shots and these white people calling the cops and the only one loving me you can see is poverty, probably cuz Shukshukwarrwarr oh but I’m just living and trying to give in Give in- to the edge of our beginning. Beginning - that’s just something I went with. It’s what you do to me. It’s tom foolery. But I am into it. Cuz I am full of shit. It’s gaslighting - my whole black time in The - U.S. - god bless this mess of shukshukwarrwarr ha-ha-ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha-ha-ha shukshukwarrwarr
7.
Stew 02:31
Oh, I’ve been shit so long waiting on gold to come gold leaf come now I have found you Oh, fuckin look at what you’ve done I am so god damn whole shotgun hole now I see you they kicked me your art show, honey and that is why i stalked to you to your home I’m coming for your soul I’m coming for you and if you have come grievance, darling spit it out, i will catch it off your thrown I’m coming for your soul im coming for you you - i’d fuck you into stew suck up your blood and bones you’re at home I fucking see you and who you gonna love but me, love don’t you know I would keep you on your toes I’m coming for your soul I’m coming for you I wanna know you on the inside, baby I wanna climb so deep into your womb Im coming for your soul I’m coming for you and who you gonna love but me, love don’t you know I would keep you on your toes I’m coming for your soul I’m coming for your soul I’m coming for you
8.
I’m gonna get me a rope and lynch me a nigger I would shoot him dead but I done broke my trigger Gonna take off my badge, put a hood on my head String him up good, then he’ll be dead In the land of the free and the home of the brave It’s the land of the greed and the home of the slave Well god bless america the great You got blood on your hands from your womb to your grave Someone save their soul They’ve been killing and stealing for far too long Try to be a good american! Pledge that flag, I’m a citizen But they hate me cuz of melanin and they say it’s in my head So I turn the mirror On these mother fucking racists piece’a shits Now I know they want me dead. They want me dead. They want me dead. They want me dead. **inspired/opening from Crash**
9.
Crackhead 01:58
Fuck that Cracka, he a crackhead I don’t give a fuck what OBF said Cracka ass nazi in his white house Seeking my dick like a motherfuckin light house White boy taking up the whole room Don’t feel heard, shoot the whole school Wanna be a rebel so he act black Bring it to ya face, get dragged by a fag, mayo! We know you stay mad We know you stay mad We know you stay mad, you a crackhead! We know you stay mad We know you stay mad You’re addicted to this, you’re a crackhead! You’re a crackhead You’re a crackhead You’re addicted to this, you’re crackhead We know you stay mad We know you stay mad You’re addicted to this, you a crackhead! Tell that clown “don’t touch my crown” Niggas full of rage: we don’t watch our mouths You pump us full of hate then you bleed us out Then put us on the stage just to take our sound. Okay. This might be the straw, dawg Stick us in the ghetto and say it’s our fault We pump it full of culture, so here comes the vulture If you got a beef you can peep these balls! We know you stay mad We know you stay mad We know you stay mad, you a crackhead! We know you stay mad We know you stay mad You’re addicted to this, you’re a crackhead! You’re a crackhead You’re a crackhead You’re addicted to this, you’re crackhead We know you stay mad We know you stay mad You’re addicted to this, you’re a crackhead. You’re a crackhead You’re a crackhead We know you stay mad We know you stay mad You’re addicted to us, you a crackhead BUM.
10.
ISLAMARADO 01:13
Yes I sold my soul to the devil Yes I killed my king with a shovel Yes I put my sorrows in bottles bottled it up and swallowed the throttle yes my power comes from the ghetto yes this bomb was made in colorado no I won’t say sorry for sorrows Islamarado, Im leaving tomorrow Don’t be a drag boy Please come be a fag boy Or they’ll sell that ass boy Treat you like a black toy No I don’t see how we can win when power brings up all of your sins gummy butt in gummy butt jello its time that I go to islamarado
11.
Payday 00:55
I missed the fuckin bus again Though I don’t ride the bus Been trying to cash my fucking check That shit was such a bust I took it to a major bank But they just gave me shit If they don’t cash my god damn check Well they can cash my dick- AGH DON DON DON DON DON DON DON DON DON DON DON DON DON DON DON DON I really need this fuckin dough Cause I have a hot date She standing right here next to me At this fucking bank I’m feeling kind of full of tears And full of fuckin rage I can’t even remember The last damn time I ate. SHIT DON DON DON DON DON DON DON DON DON DON DON DON DON DON DON DON Then this fuckin dude walks up And tried to offer cash He’s winking at my lady and I want to whoop his ass Oh how fucking chivalrous Oh god damn fucking kind I need my god damn money or I’m gonna lose my mind- DAMN DON DON DON DON DON DON DON DON DON DON DON DON DON DON DON DON Payday payday payday payday PAYDAY!
12.
There their they’re! I see you’re fucking mad you think i care care care you can kiss my fucking ass mother fucker - I am not the one, uh yea I peeped your peeps you yellow fucking chicken sheep what’s fair? we’ve been dying over here. This could be the fuckin hill you die on I swear I am not trying - to scare you out your skin I’m just kind of fed and feeling loose you’re full of dread, well bitch me too hoping that it finally will sink in I am not the only nigga that will kick your fuckin ass There their they’re! I know you’re feeling scared You see the queer queer queers And fear it will spread there, well its true You’re kids are prolly gay too We are here with open arms to hold them. fuck the cistem, yea. I love my they them theirs Once in your life, the gift of bitchslap Knocks your right. and you will see - gay’s a great way to be. BUT to each their own — except for Besoz, post malone. all you dizzy ass bitches can take a pew of seats and I am not the only faggot that will kick your fuckin ass There their they’re! I see your turning red booty hole tight with fear cuz the hijab on her head mind your business, ya poorly seasoned chicken [head ass] Don’t you know that cape, her wings, that sprear, my dear Could knock you dead don’t get your marbles spread I am not the only muslim that will kick your fuckin ass

credits

released April 1, 2019

2019 MAYO SUPREME by The Muslims
Digitally released by Don’t Panic Records
Lyrics | Album Art: QADR || Music: The Muslims
Recorded/Produced: Nightsound Studios | The Muslims, David of the woods
All lyrics, melodies, trademarks and logos are protected.
WARNING: All Rights Reserved. Unauthorized duplication is prohibited by law and robs Artists.

license

all rights reserved

tags

about

The Muslims Durham, North Carolina

THE MUSLIMS is a crunchy, kickass punk band of Black + brown queer muzzies. Your racist dad is a piece of shit and THIS IS NOT A SAFE SPACE.

IG/Twitter/FB: @TheMuzlimz || www.TheMuslims.com

Music on all streaming platforms.
... more

contact / help

Contact The Muslims

Streaming and
Download help

Shipping and returns

Redeem code

Report this album or account

If you like The Muslims, you may also like: